The eternal hatred of David Suzuki.....

Have you ever sat down and wrote out a list of your enemies? Not in like a "HOORAY FOR GUNS!" way but more in a "lets set up a comedic bit!" sorta way. Well I've written that list and I have to say for someone who doesn't get out much, the amount of hatred poured my way is shocking really......Tis a two way street though. I got all fancy talk on your ass right there. Also I'm not even gonna put Phil Collins or Ben Affleck on there because....really....who doesn't have them on their enemies list?

Andy's Rivals

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18. The reanimated remains of Vincent Price

17. The internal combustion engine

16. Soup

15. David Suzuki (YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID SUZUKI!)

14. Zucchini (but not in bread form....Zucchini bread is delicious.)

13. Boba Fett

12. Boba Fett's Dad Jango Fett

11. Boba Fett's Grandfather Ted......Fett

10. Ice Man from Mega Man 1

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQHZQOZJOjc)

9. Bob Newhart (circa. 1991)

8. Chevy Chase (circa. FOREVER!)

7. The words "obligations" and "child support" and "deadbeat father"

6. The 1983 Minnesota Twins

5. Amelia Earhart

4. Peter Gallagher's right eyebrow

3. Giraffes (Your tallness doesn't itimidate me, assholes)

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Wrdmk3dA0 look at them....pure evil)

2. The man who decided that medicine shouldn't have that delicious fake Banana taste anymore.

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT MAN WHOSE NAME I AM NOT, NOR WILL

EVER BE, AWARE OF!

AND AT NUMBER ONE........

1. FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT GROVER CLEVELAND! Why? Cause he's a dick thats why.