Tuesday, September 25, 2007

YES!

You people wanna know how I spend my afternoons? I spend them attempting to learn how to do this........... (Warning: I had to edit the panel to truly show the awesomeness?)

When I first saw this panel two things went through my mind.....

1) FUCK YEAH!

2) What kind of sound is sclup?

IMAGINE ALL THE THINGS I COULD ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS TECHNIQUE!....

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(Andy walks into local Pizza Hut)

Pizza Hut guy: Hi sir welcome to pizza hut. How can I help you today?

Andy: Yeah, I'd like to order a......pizza.

Pizza Hut guy: And what would you like on that pizza?

Andy: Mushrooms.....WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SHIRT!

*SCLUP!*

(Shirt lands on Pizza Hut guy's face)

Andy: HAH!

(P.H.G. immediately pulls the shirt away from his face)

Andy: Fuuuuck!

Pizza hut guy: What...What was that for?

Andy: What?

Pizza hut guy: Why did you just....flex you're shirt into my face?

Andy: (shirtless and ashamed) I don't....I don't know what you're talking about.

Pizza hut guy: What happened to your shirt then?

Andy: Shirt?

Pizza hut guy: Yeah. The shirt you were wearing not two seconds ago.

Andy: It....It dissapeared. Happens all the time. I have to go now.

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I hope to one day live that dream.

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